Slater:

Weekends

 Greetings!

The name is Slater... Pjeff Slater (the "P" is silent...but just as DEADLY!)
Current Position Held: Swinger-Shift Manager a.k.a. "The Keeper of the Keys"

Responsibilites Include (but are not limited to)...
DO NOT LOSE THE KEYS!!! (esp. the Pink one!) 'Nuff said. Listen often... Warm regards- Slater